retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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Pierce the Veil ft. Jeremy McKinnon - Caraphernelia

what if you did actually date a musician

  • me: listening to music
  • them: what are you listening to?
  • me: you
  • me: damn its hot as fuck outside
  • me: *wears all black*

****

infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup
lucifer-in-a-dress:

lucifer-in-a-dress.